Welcome to the Jungle

Warning: 

Has been known to bring you to your shun-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees.

I was born and raised in the tropical paradise of Corpus Christi, Texas, before making like a Dropkick Murphys cover band and Shipping up to Austin for college.  I was originally a Communications and Leadership major, because of my aptitude for the sciences, but after my rookie season I decided I needed a change.  I switched to Advertising and haven’t looked back since.  I’m a few weeks away from graduating from UT with a BS Advertising degree (Bachelors of Science, that is - what were you thinking?) and I’m looking for a way out of moving back in with my parents.  I like to spend my free time quoting movies, reminiscing about old athletes, smoking meats, rewatching sitcoms, fishing, and honing my perpetually mediocre golf game.  I also play guitar a little, I'm really big amongst my mom's Facebook friends. If you wanna chat about any of these things, or maybe about hiring me, shoot me a line and let's get after it.

That's me in the hat.